He spends a lot of time in the library with a candlestick
He keeps bringing up your will/life insurance in conversations
He cataloges his murder mysteries under "How To"
Bought you "Clue" for your birthday and told you it was a way of life
The smoking gun in his hand, and the bullet hole in your forehead.
You find twelve copies of "Assasin Weekly" stuffed under his mattress.
He is wiring your personal bathroom with high voltage electricty
"Shall I bring you a new dinner-knife sir?"
Every time you turn your back and walk away a knife flys at you
Yells fr/above -"It puts the lotion in its skin or else it gets the hose again"
He puts extra scorpians under your covers
Only reads murder mysteries where "The Butler Did It"
The trail of knifes in the wall whenever you walk out the kitchen
Your butler is ALWAYS planning to kill you
Your new bed looks suspiciously like a guillotine
He killed your dog, who got to your food before you already
He lets his pet tiger run loose in the back of your limo
Master, where did you put the knife sharpener?
The death threat written in his hand writting
You're name is George W. Bush
He asks what flavor do you like better bleach or cranberry poison