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Sunday, February 11, 2007

Woof! Woof!

A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to
a talent scount. "This dog can speak
English," he claims to the unimpressed
agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys
says to the dog, "what’s on the top
of a house?" "Roof!" the dog
replies. "Oh, come on..." the talent
agent responds. "All dogs go ‘roof’."
"No, wait," the guy says. He asks
the dog "what does sandpaper feel like?"
"Rough!" the dog answers. The talent
agent gives a condescending blank stare.
He is losing his patience. "No, hang
on," the guy says. "This one will
amaze you. " He turns and asks the dog:
"Who, in your opinion, was the greatest
baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!"
goes the dog. And the talent scount, having
seen enough, boots them out of his office
onto the street. And the dog turns to the
guy and says "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"

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